Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Nine

  "So, you're from the Sand Village, right?" Naruta asked Gaara.
  "Yeah...That's right," Gaara said, "The Sand Village."
  "Ooooooooooo! So, do you know any jutsus that are like, really not known here?" Even though Naruta wasn't Naruto at the moment, but curiousity would always be in her blood vessels, traveling down from her brain to the bottom of her toes. "Isn't the Sand Village popular for like, WIND jutsus or something?"
  "Yes, WIND jutsus or something. I do Sand jutsus." he said, pointing his finger at the ground, then pulling up sand from the ground.
  "OoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruta stared in awe. She poked at the sand, which felt like a rock. "How do you DO that?!"
  "...Genetics?" Gaara answered.
  "Sure, I'll buy it," Naruta said, easily amused by the sand. She poked at it until Gaara let go of it. "That's amazing! I wish I could do that..."
  "Yo," Sasuke said, walking towards the two. "I got french fries."
  "Give me one," Naruta said, walking towards him, taking a french fry from him. She put it in her mouth. "Needs ketchup." she said, walking off.
  "She's weird." Gaara said, taking one of Sasuke's fries. "You two dating?"
  "Yup." Sasuke said, not really caring that Gaara took one of his fries.
  "You two make a perfect match," Gaara said, popping the fry in his mouth. "Weird, and Weird...Er."
  "Is weirder even a word?"
  "I dunno."
  "Oh."
  "I think it is, though."
  "Yeah." Sasuke said, eating another fry. "You like her?"
  "Like who?" Gaara asked.
  "Don't act all innocent," Sasuke smirked. "You like Naruta, don't you?"
  "Maybe." Gaara said, smirking right back at the boy. "Maybe not."
  "Oh yeah! I almost forgot! Saaaaaaaaasuke!!!" Naruta said, running back to the boy, tripping in the process. "Whoa!" she ran into Sasuke, wrapping her arms around his middle so she would fall. Sasuke wasn't expecting this at all, and lost his balance, too. Gaara snatched the fries out of Sasuke's hands before he fell, and ate a couple.
THUNK.
  "Owww...Sorry, Sas...Kay..." she blushed. They had landed so Naruta was on top of the boy, her arms still snaked around his middle. Sasuke had turned around so he wouldn't fall flat on his face, and was regretting it...Kind of. Gaara munched on some fries.
  "Aren't you gonna make out?" he asked. Naruta blushed even more and clunked her forehead on Sasuke's chin.
  "What is wrong with him...?" she asked. Sasuke had a blush staining his cheeks.
  "I don't know..." Naruta got off the boy and sat on the ground, blushing still. Sasuke sat up and looked at Naruta, then at Gaara, then back to Naruta. An idea formed in his head. He scootched next to Naruta and licked her cheek.
  Naruta blushed even more, if at all possible, and shuddered. "Sasuke, what are you-?"
  "He wants us to make out, so...Why not?" Naruta blinked and bit her lip.
  "But...I don't like it when people are watching..." she whimpered as Sasuke nipped gently at her cheek.
  "I do," Sasuke said queitly. "It's fun to torcher people." he gently nipped at Naruta's ear.
  "You're crazy..." Naruta said. Sasuke's breath tickled and made her shiver. "No...Not crazy...Insane..." her voice hushed to a whisper. Her hand reached up to his hair, and ran through it. "...And you still have chicken hair."
  "I do not," he growled. "It's just shaped weird."
  "Shaped like a chicken." Naruta murmured, her hand falling to his shoulder.
  "It doesn't look like a chicken, damn you." Sasuke said before planting his lips on hers. Naruta smirked.
  "Damn you, too," she said before pulling him closer. Sasuke's arms wrapped his arms around her waist, tugging her as close as physically possible. Naruta whimpered and acknowledged the tug, moving closer to him. She pulled away only to climb into his lap, her legs on either side of him, and pushed her lips against his. Sasuke's arms remained around her waist, but soon slipped under her shirt. Naruta groaned, Sasuke's hands were freezing. She let his hands roam, for now, until they went past their welcome point. Sasuke shivered at the temperature difference gladly kept his hands where they were.
  "Yup. You guys really are a couple." Gaara said. "Damn, I'm out of fries." he huffed. Naruta had pulled away from Sasuke and looked at the red-head.
  "You were really watching all of that...? You really are a pervert." Naruta said, taking Sasuke's hands out of her shirt. She smirked at him. "Maybe some other time you'll get to go even further." she held up his hands. "Not." she snickered. "Anyway, before all that stuff happened, I wanted to know if I could come to your place after school today." Gaara's snickering could be heard.
  "Looking for a little, uh, something, Naruta?" Naruta glared at the boy.
  "Do I have to come over there?"  
  "Nope. Not at all."
  "ANYWAY..." she said, rubbing Sasuke's hands between hers, trying to get them a little bit warmer, "So? Can I come over? I want to see your house. See where my boyfriend lives." she smirked at the boy. Sasuke smirked right back.
  "Sure, you can come over. I'm not sure you'll like it." he said.
  "Why won't I like it?" she asked curiously. Sasuke sighed.
  "It's nothing. I'll take you to my house after school. Good enough for you?"
  "Perfect!" Naruta said happily. "We'll eat nachos! Oh yeah, by the way, do you have anymore money? I got this sudden craving for nachos." she put her hand on her stomach. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
  "Yes, I have money. Here, go get yourself some nachos." he gave her some money. Naruta squealed with delight and ran towards the school. Sasuke looked at Gaara.
  "So, you really do like her, huh?" he smirked.
  "Nah, not really. She creeps me out. How can you be dating her?" he asked, crumpling up the carton that once held french fries.
  "It's a long story," Sasuke said.
Inside the school, Naruta was in the cafeteria.
  "One order of nachos, please!" she asked politely. The lady sighed loudly, and handed Naruta a thing of nachos. "Thank you! By the way, I'm sorry that your under-paid." The lady scowled at the girl as she walked off to pay.
  "Sleesy bitch," she muttered under her breath, handing Kiba a pretzel. Kiba gave the lunch lady a confused look and walked away as fast as he could. He met up with Naruta.
  "Hey Kiba-kun!" she said happily, munching on a nacho. "Wassup?"
  "The lunch lady called you a sleesy bitch."
  "Like she has any room to talk? She's got a hairy mole on her face. I'm way more attractive than HER. She can shove it up her ass," Naruta said, getting slowly pissed by the fact that a haggy old lunch lady called her a sleesy bitch. She furiously munched on her nachos, slowing to stop. "GOD I want to kill her so. Friggin. Bad." she said. Kiba raised an eyebrow, chewing on a piece of his pretzel.
  "Uhh...It's okay...It's okay. C'mon, let's get you to Sasuke," he said, pushing her out the door. Her left hand was clenched into a fist, shaking at her side, while her right hand held her nachos, like an angry waitress.
  "What happened to her?" Sasuke asked as Kiba came up to him with Naruta.
  "Lunch lady called her a sleezy bitch," he explained, "She got mad."
  "I'M NOT SLEEZY!!!!!!!" Naruta shouted. Everyone stared at her. "Well, it's TRUE! If anyone's sleezy, it's Sasuke here," she snickered a bit, "I mean, all he ever wants to do is make out. If that's not sleezy, I really don't know what is." Sasuke's eye twitched.
  "NARUTA, I'M GONNA KILL YOU-!"
  "Now hold on. I'm eating nachos. You've gotta wait. You can kill me later." she said, munching on her nachos.
  "I heard nachos increase happiness in your life. Eat nachos twice a day." Gaara said randomly, stealing a nacho.
  "What, do you ALWAYS do this?"
  "No, I do other things too." Gaara said, walking away. "See ya."
  "He's a strange person," Kiba said, eating one of Naruta's nachos.
  "Yup. Very strange," Sasuke agreed, also eating a nacho.
  "STOP EATING MY NACHOS!!!!!!!!" Naruta shouted at the boys.

~End Chapter Nine~